Threading Theory

This morning, like all other mornings this week, I got up very, very early in the morning in order to send my sister to school. I found out later today that all my efforts were actually inconveniences for her, but she was just being nice by "letting" me take her to school. An argument inevitably ensued.
Anyway, after my early, early, morning, I went for a wander around Hornchurch. At the bank, I was told that I could no longer have a child account. How is this fair, when I don't yet have my Tesco clubcard to go with my 'adult' bank account? Also, what's really not fair is that I've yet to claim back that tax.
I then walked down to the music shop to buy my sister some music theory past papers. Fortunately, she "let" me do that for her. (Obviously, I'm not still bitter about it.)
Finally, I walked up to this place near the college and lost my eyebrow threading virginity. I never realised how much of an issue my eyebrow scar could actually be. The lady was very nice though and did a pretty good job. That's what I thought, until I looked in the mirror.
 - Just kidding, I still look 'normal', but the difference did actually shock me at first. Surprisingly neither my sister nor my mother noticed so I guess it can't be that bad.
Revision is beginning to get futile. I read my chemistry textbook today, then subsequently fell asleep for the whole afternoon.
This is my (evidently very much unloved) economics textbook:

*Excuse the yucky chipped nail varnish. I'll sort it out tomorrow.