Calculus

Today is probably the last time ever I'll need to use calculus. It's actually quite sad.. after like 15 years of maths lessons, today was the last time I'll ever have a maths test. Again, it's the end of an era! No more maths... that's such a scary thought. It'll be strange without it though. I don't remember a single period in my life where I haven't been studying maths... Until now that is. Haha it feels like an integral part of me is now lost! How will my life differentiate as a result of this? The coordinate geometry of my life plan is heading for a vertex of change, with respect to maths. Will my horizons binomially expand? Or will the limits allow for exponential progression? *Desperately trying to fit "trigonometric" in here somehow* So, the direction towards which my life will tend to will factor out from my output function of these next couple of weeks. The degree of exciting-ness will gradually be raised to higher and higher indices, whilst levels of procrastination will also find its own factorial. Oh, let's not forget the small mass on a frictionless inclined plane, suspended by a light inextensible string.
Seriously Cheng, shush now.
Today... I took Miike to school! That was quite an adventure. Thankfully, I didn't get run over, nor did I crash into any pedestrians.
Then I went to the allotment. Thankfully, I wasn't eaten by a huge earthworm. I met this ladybird called Florence. She'd been using this new facial cleanser, and her spots have really cleared up since she started with it. She strongly recommends it to all the other self-conscious ladybirds out there.