Sex on the Beach

Sex on the beach, not. I have no alcohol-tolerance. I go from tipsy to sick, and there's no "drunk" in between. Ergo, drinking for me is major Chengfail, and I probably won't go more than one or two drinks in the future. Haha I say that now...
Anyway, after "last night", my Mother came to pick me up and we went straight to her friend's house. She really is so lovely - she knew I hadn't had lunch yet, so cooked some noodles for me. What she wasn't aware of was that those noodles had some really uncanny resemblance to the stuff I puked up last night - she'd put egg, cabbage and tomato with the noodles.
My sister's having a sleepover tonight. Unfortunately, she has been replaced by an elephant. Never mind.