Laylay

We had our leaver's mass today. I'm just going to go straight to the point - the priest looked like a paedophile. It was a lovely mass though, and really quite saddening that this is the last time, possibly ever, that I will have to sit through a Catholic mass.
Today, I present to you Layla, aka Laylay. The name Laylay simply arose from a typo made by our head girl, and just stuck around. I don't think Laylay approves of this name actually, but we all agree it suits her, as does pink fluffy stuff. Laylay is incredibly clever, wise, knowledgeable, smart, bright, intelligent, *insert synonym*, *insert better synonym* and *insert the best synonym*. She does like to argue her points, but she has reason to do so - it is one of the rarest occurrences in the world for someone to win an argument against Layla. Layla is going to study Chemistry and Physics at university, also in London. I have no doubt she will be absolutely amazing and ace all her studies and one day rule the world as she so often plans. Oh, Layla is seeing Flight of the Conchords tonight. I hope that she has the best of fun, and enjoys her evening, because she really does deserve it.